I take everything back about puppies, I just love our puppy Sasha, she is 2 yrs old now and a pleasure to have. She has learned so many tricks, she does sit, dance, walk on her back feet for quite a distance. She also waves her paws at you when she wants to play or just get your attention. 
When you drop something she is there ready to pick it up and hand it to you, I don't care what it is, you drop it and she's got it for you. I will try and get a photo of her on here as soon as I learn how.
She is constantly beside me, no matter what room I am in, she is there. I have to stop her from getting in bed with me right now, I had shoulder surgery, torn rotator cuff in 2 places. She doesn't like that to much. She has slept with me since a pup. I'm telling you, if you are in a semi-dark room you could not see her at all, she is so black, the only thing white is the bottom of her paws and one spot on her chest, hardly noticeable.
Well, I have to stop, shoulder is hurting badly, the pain pill must have worn off.
Praying you all have A HAPPY, HEALTHY, PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR......GOD BLESS........Gal. 2:20